What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 02:50

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service